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Here’s Why President Trump is Making Twitter Great Again

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How great is Trump’s twitter? In general, I mean. When I want to know what’s going on, I check it, and it’s like my personal friend giving me updates and telling me how he feels, what’s hard about a situation, his intentions, while making jokes and giving a little pep talk. It’s just me and my friend who works in Washington — but he happens to be President, and fifty million other people/ world leaders can see our little messages. Oh, and I haven’t met my pen pal in person, but he’s a solid guy who I trust. He likes me, too. He says all the time how he cares about me, and the others in our family… our American family, that is, which is huge. Yes, we have a huge family, see.

And I can check what he’s working on day or night and he reassures me everything’s gonna be all right — better than all right, great, even. Great again! Like it once was, and I shouldn’t listen to the negative people. They’re just jealous. He says they’re not as smart as him or rich and stuff, and he’s right. I can go to sleep peacefully then. Ya know?

Everyone is calling for him to get off Twitter, when really it’s the very best thing ever.

It’s unreal how all the people have a direct line to him, no matter how unimportant or important they are. It’s……G-d-like.

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