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Attorney_childebrandtChristian "Sh*t" Hildebrandt before the three B's: Bald, Belly, and Beard

I just finished a grueling six hours in the kindergarten sandbox with the neighborhood bully. You'd think this was a criminal case and I was the defendant; in reality, I was the plaintiff, being deposed today in my three-year legal battle for free
speech against Dearborn SMART transit over their refusal of my ads offering help and in some cases a lifeline to survival for Muslim
girls (and any Muslims) living in dangerous and violent households: Geller vs. Detroit.
Our ad said: "Leaving Islam? Fatwa on your head? Family threatening you? Got questions? Get answers." That's all it said. It offered a life-saver for those who were completely and utterly alone with no system of support or help.

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SMART claimed that this ad offering help to people in fear for their lives was "political," and hence outside their guidelines. It's ridiculous to say that saving lives is a political act, and so of course we won the case, but SMART continued to refuse our ads and appealed to the notoriously leftist Sixth Circuit. The Sixth Circuit overturned our win on mythical, "tortured and twisted" grounds, and so we are appealing.

Somehow, some hack real estate attorney, Christian E. Hildebrandt, injected himself on these critical issues of the day — on the wrong side, of course. But anyone who will shill and play the lapdog for big taxpayer bucks is welcomed with open arms (and believe me, folks, the legal bills on this case are huge vs. running my little campaign for $5,000 –that's how subdued these Islamic supremacists have rendered the Dearborn dhimmis of SMART). He is representing SMART, and questioned me today. Actually he defamed, slandered and smeared me — although let me emphasize that this is just my opinion, so that this ankle biter without dentures doesn't file suit against me for telling the truth about him.

In the course of my deposition, he attacked me and my esteemed and brilliant counsel, Robert Muise of the American Freedom Law Center with a profanity-laced tirade at the top of his voice. Hildebrandt actually spewed "sh*t" all over the transcript in his aggravation at Muise's adherence to American law in American courts. I never knew "sh*t" was a legal term. When the transcript becomes available, I'll post it.

Hildebrandt was so enraged at Muise because Muise was adhering to the letter of the law, and repeatedly calling upon Hildebrandt to make his questions more specific and less argumentative. Hildebrandt openly and belligerently admitted that he was indeed being argumentative. He demanded intrusive personal information about me that would put me in danger if it became widely accessible. He stomped. And he wailed. And he tried to blow the house down.

Clearly, Hildebrandt has to put on a ham act in order to earn his pound of flesh — he makes William Shatner look like Sir Lawrence Olivier. But legally and intellectually, he was like a two-dollar whore in a five-dollar show: out of his league, but dancing as fast as he could. I'm not a lawyer, but even I know that. I actually felt sorry for this neanderthal.

But as in all fictitious fables, the bad guy got his in the end. He came after me for six hours and came away empty. He tediously cross-examined me on every ad — every ad that came after the one that was in dispute, the "Leaving Islam?" ad — asking in ten different ways if each one was religious or political or both. How is any of that even relevant to whether or not the "Leaving Islam" ad is political, as SMART preposterously claims? Relevant doesn't matter, because the deck is stacked. Hildebrandt knows that the Sixth Circuit was bamboozled and that their decision has a good chance of standing.

The first judge who ruled on this case, Judge Denise Page Hood, who is hardly a Clarence Darrow acolyte, understood the law and so ruled in favor of our free speech rights. She understood the First Amendment. And so although she was clearly not sympathetic to us, she had to rule for us. But the Sixth Circuit created a whole new narrative out of whole cloth. Our ads were never rejected on political grounds. Individually, and in her official capacity, Beth Gibbons, marketing program manager of SMART, said that our ads were rejected because they were controversial. Not because they were political. It was always understood that these were religious ads. Gibbons testified that she saw "nothing about [the advertisement] itself that was political….I knew that [the fatwa advertisement] was of concern in that there is controversy on both sides of the issue on whether they should be posted." That was the testimony of SMART. That was their official testimony.

Five hours into this jackbooted clown's interrogation, and after every one of my ads were picked over like the carcass of some poor doe after the mountain lions have had at it, Hildebrandt presented copies of my top post from this morning and proceeded to wail, whine, and adopt yet again a wholly unjustified posture of aggrieved frustration thinly masking his hostility and aggression, over my editorial depiction of events to date. In other words, he wanted to attack my free speech — and any attack on free speech is invariably an attack on the free speech of every individual in America. He decried my description of SMART as being "more afraid of offending Islamic supremacists than concerned with saving lives."

Is that in any way unreasonable to assume that when a government authority would spend tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of dollars on legal counsel to stop my five bus ads from running so as to save lives? They would rather spend millions to take this to the Supremes than allow me to try to save lives — and they aren't caving? As I, a non-lawyer who is completely unversed in legalese, pointed out to Hildebrandt, this is my opinion. Helllooooooooo. This is still America, and I am entitled to my opinion that A is A. That's not opinion, that's fact.

Bill those hours, Hildebrandt, baby.

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No dhimmi tool
No dhimmi tool
10 years ago

This guy sounds like an utter idiot. But that’s the type of person who would take on such a case for such a group.
How did he pass the bar? Or did he? Who is really paying him? How about getting HIS personal data, since he wanted yours? Is he a stalker?

RCCA
RCCA
10 years ago

Maybe the deposition lasted for six hours because he was hoping it might pass for a date? Sounds more like a train wreck. You’d think the city would hire an expert on 1st Amendment cases if they were actually serious. I still can’t figure out how they can call the ad political unless they are connecting Islam with a political party or movement.
Looking forward to the ruling on this case.

Roddy
Roddy
10 years ago

What I don’t get is How these people get elected to manage a bus operation – Who puts then there – Are not tax dollars of the city paying for that stupidity. Detroit SMART is just another example of MORONIC democrat policies and the SHEEP of taxpayers that doesn’t move a foot to do anything about it.

Santos
Santos
10 years ago

Probably the biggest case he’s ever had. Once he loses, it’s back to chasing ambulances.

Breitbart Was Here
Breitbart Was Here
10 years ago

I would file a FOIA and find out exactly how much they are spending to stop the 5 ads and take it to the taxpayers. Take out an ad in the local newspapers, or better yet find people that will write letters to the editors to all the newspapers with the cost of this pathetic anti-free speech BS.
Pamela, as always thank you for your great service to our country.

Revnant Dream
Revnant Dream
10 years ago

Christian he is not.
Its people like this that have destroyed Detroit.

Tom Davis
Tom Davis
10 years ago

Pam, how could you compare this guy to neanderthals? If they hadn’t gone extinct and were still here they would be sooo insulted!

InfidelForLife
InfidelForLife
10 years ago

You can safely remove the word “SMART” from the top of his picture.

Larry S.
Larry S.
10 years ago

Pamela sounds fit to be tied after a day from hell!
I’m a little surprised that the judge(s?) would allow a profanity-laced tirade to be directed at a plaintiff in a civil case. Don’t judges in the 6th circuit have any sense of decorum? While I am rather ignorant of the law and the legal system, I understand there is ample precendent for slapping contempt charges on someone who resorts to such language. An American should be able to sue without being subject to that kind of abuse.
I’m still a bit befuddled here. Was this an en banc review of a case already heard by the 6th Circuit? If so, what is necessary for the court to overrule itself?
I gather the issue here revolves around whether or not the ad is “political” and that SMART does not accept political ads. Is that correct? Would it be possible for Mr Muise to post a description for the hoi polloi of the legal issues here (um, on a pro bono basis)?

Nat's daughter
Nat's daughter
10 years ago

Pamela, good Lord, with all the schmucks and lowlife scum you face head-on, you must have nerves of steel. G-D is on your side. Thank you for your relentless fight for Freedom. You give me strength to carry on.

Patti
Patti
10 years ago

He sounds like a bargain basement ambulance chaser,,lol.

Heather P.
Heather P.
10 years ago

G-d Bless you Pamela! Know that I am praying for you.

JakeTobias
JakeTobias
10 years ago

Thank you Pamela, for giving us the straight poop on this piece of excrement.

f
f
10 years ago

What is the world coming to, when an attorney is void of etiquette and resorts to swearing. Maybe it is something to do with this particular person and his origins – genepool! Unfinished ancestral business maybe? Nasty piece of low life.

Debi Brand
Debi Brand
10 years ago

Pamella’s definitely going to need a good shower after that garbage–whacking through crap, waist deep and a mile wide, for darn sure.

Cate
Cate
10 years ago

This guy looks like big-ole blowhard, highly taken with himself. He’s wearing a cheap suit, needs to get some hair, and where the h*ll did he get those glasses – from the discount bin at Goodwill? Hello? Are we back in the 70’s?? Seriously – the dude looks like he sells Amway products.

Joy
Joy
10 years ago

What a dickhead! But one of the commenter’s right: Once this case is over, it’s back to chasing ambulances for this illegal beagle! Thanks for standing up to him, Pam, and giving hundreds of your muzzie girls a chance to dream that they won’t be honored killed for NOT marrying their retarded cousins! I think a letter-writing campaign from Geller boosters across the country & around the world might get SMART to show a little common sense! As they say in show biz, no such thing as BAD publicity!
BTW, Detroit is not only STILL broke & insolvent, but it’s getting deeper in debt with every passing day than any other major city in the USA – which is certainly saying something! Frankly, unless this dolt is being paid under the table by the Saudis, the City of Detroit – which doesn’t have a pot to piss in! – is playing fast & loose with the municipal taxpayers’ money to engage this lawyer fom Hell!
I think a few contributions to help offset Pam’s legal fees, c/o Atlas Shrugs, would be both welcome and most appreciated…

Drew the Infidel
Drew the Infidel
10 years ago

“Virtue in the middle”, said the Devil as he sat between two lawyers.

Dsinc
Dsinc
10 years ago

Perhaps this ambulance chaser is the only low life lawyer they could get to fight this case they are going to lose anyway. Pity Pamela had to endure his crap.

Bezelel
Bezelel
10 years ago

You’ve managed to uncover another maggot, PETA please forgive my offensive comparison to maggots.

Jon Sobieski
Jon Sobieski
10 years ago

I don’t get it. Why would Hildebrandt use vulgar language in a hearing? Does he not realize that there will be a transcript of the hearing? Very unprofessional. Is Hildebrandt a contract lawyer for the city? Why would they choose a vulgar person for this job?

Diane
Diane
10 years ago

‘Christian’ could be brainwashed by the call to islamic prayer in Hamtramck Michigan?
It’s not the same deity it for brains, if you’re reading this.

Pazuzu
Pazuzu
10 years ago

Christian H.,”You might be a muslim, if…

katherine
katherine
10 years ago

just another greasy impotent thug.

Me
Me
10 years ago

“…proceeded to wail, whine, and adopt yet again a wholly unjustified posture of aggrieved frustration thinly masking his hostility and aggression.” I had to read that twice; I thought at first you were talking about yourself.

Georg von Starkermann
Georg von Starkermann
10 years ago

Almost every comment here is one of a negative nature concerning this attorney. Some of you are descending to his level in using profanity. Quite frankly, this story should go a lot deeper into what is going on not only in Detroit, but within the USA as a whole.
There is an undercurrent of Islamic violence ready to emerge in almost every major city in the USA and Canada today. The Boston Marathon massacre was one small attempt to kill as many innocent people as possible. The World Trade Center disaster of 9/01 was a larger example. We are dealing with ruthless people who delight in maiming and killing people regardless whether it is their wives and daughters, or kids in a schoolhouse. The entire Islamic religion is based upon death. Just read the local press if you think that I am kidding.
It takes really brave people like Pamela Geller to expose all of this to the rest of the world. We are dealing with a cancer that has infected our Universities and Colleges, our State Department, and our Armed Forces. Until we expose these cancers and eradicate them, we all will be subject to their (the Muslims) desire and that is to see us all dead.
Christian Hildebrandt is one such dupe in a long line of Liberal political thinkers of which many anti Israeli Jews are also a part of, that wishes to see Israel simply disappear, and ironically take with it the rest of the Jewish People. It is up to us to prevent that from happening.
Thank you Pamela Geller for making sure that that never happens.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Get over it you disgusting parasitic Nazi slut.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Take it to that the tax payers? Does that include Muslims who pay taxes? Or do you revolting Nazi parasites enjoy taking money out of their pay checks while demonizing them?

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

No that would be you Nazi whore.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

You pray all you want, you will burn in Hell for sucking off this Whore of Babylon wannabe’s parasitic ego.

Kufar Dawg
Kufar Dawg
10 years ago

LOL, for a scuzzlum to complain about anyone demonizing them while calling them Nazis? FFS, islamotard, scuzzlums like you were the toast of Nazism, in Nazi Germany. The Grand Mufti and tens of thousands of other scuzzlums were completely on-board w/the Final Solution. Did you remember to wipe your bunghole w/an odd number of stones this morning?

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

And that maggot is you.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Nope. I’m not Muslim you uneducated barbaric parasitic waste of life.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

And Hitler was just as repulsed by Muslims as you non-human Nazi maggots are.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Nope. I’m not Muslim you uneducated parasitic waste of life. I believe in freedom of religion for non-violent people and this Nazi whore Pam Geller is putting millions of children in this country in danger with her Naziesque attack on ALL Muslims because of the actions of some extremists who follow the far right fundamentalist edge of Islam. Pam Geller will pay if some psychopath guns down a little girl for wearing a hijab or a little boy for kneeling on a prayer rug. You things are disgusting soulless barbarians no better than extremists who identify as “Muslim”.

NoCrud
NoCrud
10 years ago

For years the experts on Islam have told us that Islam is not a religion [of peace?] but a mix of politics and a seeming-religion based on hatred formed in the middle-ages toward societies that do not include Islam. And now the The Sixth Circuit agrees that going against this “religion” is political. By their own definition, being for or against Islam cannot be divorced from politics — with an unhealthy dose of what is passed off as religion, of course.
The goal of Islamists and Islamists sympathizers at this point is to pull the same tactics that Clinton pulled in his impeachment hearings: keep taking it to court and talking it to death. Even Hillary now is primed and ready to do the same if she is hauled into the hearings to defend her Benghazi shenanigans: obfuscate and delay. However, with the Geller vs. Detroit case, delay and obfuscation does have a good side. If the Islamists and Islamist sympathizers continue to keep this case alive, it gives more and more opportunity to broadcast details of the case and, in the process, it allows Ms. Geller greater opportunity to expose the Islamists and this could, perhaps, give opportunity to get the message across to all those pitiable people who do want to leave Islam without personal harm coming to them by their “loving” friends and family.
Keep up the good work, Pamela. There are many, many people who support you and stand beside you. We know you will win because you are on the right side of history. The Good Book tells us so.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

“The entire Islamic religion is based upon death”
No it is not. Extremists are the ones doing the attacks. They not represent all Muslims just like the “Christians” in Uganda advocating mass murder of LGBT people and imprisonment of straight people who protect their friends, family, coworkers and neighbors do not represent all Christians and the pedophile protecting Catholic Church no longer represents all Catholics.
You Nazi parasites persecute all for the actions of some. You revolting barbarians are the ones that are the real threat. You will not be happy until you have the blood of a little girl who just happens to be Muslim. You are disgusting. There is nothing human about you things. You are soulless and heartless. You are all evil.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

She is on the side of the Devil and so are you, you disgusting Nazi parasitic bigot trash.

Jan
Jan
10 years ago

This leftard dribble is *so* predictable !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ie1K6s02Jyk

Jan
Jan
10 years ago

”The entire Islamic religion is based upon death”
No it is not”
Do you actually *know* anything about islam, apart from what your leftard enablers, useful idiots, and sleazily smirking muslim ‘friend’ tells you ?
Why don’t you read the Koran, the ahadith, and the earliest known biography of mohammed, and use your critical faculties to judge for yourself ? Or is that too challenging ?

Georg von Starkermann
Georg von Starkermann
10 years ago

I have no idea who you are, except that you are a brainwashed mindless troll who doesn’t understand a thing about Islamic extremism.
The whole idea of Islamic extremism is to put trolls like you into a death grip until you either shut your mouth, or you are whipped, or beheaded. You have heard of the way woman are placed in a second class venue by these Islamic thugs, be they husbands, fathers, and brothers. Likewise you have heard and seen the photos of female circumcision which is a painful process for older girls who are Islamic.
Now we are left to deal with Islamic anti semitism. Only idiots like yourself believe that this is not the case. There are almost no Jews living in Malaysia and Indonesia, yet anti semitism rivals that of pre nazi Germany, except in Germany there were Jews. I won’t even discuss the Palestinian introduction of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion as their new lexicon.
Calling every german a Nazi Parasite is an absolute insult to every German living and dead. I take it that you do not listen to any classical music as the German speakers of the world have produced much in that arena. Please do not refer to Mozart and Beethoven as parasites.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Nope. Not brainwashed. I believe in American freedom for ALL who are non-violent. I understand extremism does not represent all Muslims, just like extremist “Christians” do not represent all Christians. Fundamentalist Christianity and Judaism calls for the same second class venue for women also. Some Jews were Nazis. I didn’t say anything about Germans you revolting waste of life. You are the idiot. You are revolting and a danger to society just as dangerous as any extremist who identifies as “Muslim”.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Yes I do. It is you uneducated barbaric blood and war thirsty parasites who know nothing about the difference between fundamentalism and those who are revolted by fundamentalism that choose to ignore the evil aspects of ANY religion.

Larry S.
Larry S.
10 years ago

Such a perceptive comment, closely reasoned, richly articulate, most enlightening.
Gotta wonder why so many of those who attack Pamela show themselves to be such utter idiots.
Say, Jenna, are you descended from a long line of morons, or did you just happen to come out bad? Whatever- you are truly an idiot.

Jan
Jan
10 years ago

Your knowledge of Hitler is as limited (ie:non-existent) as your knowledge of islam.
Among eastern religions, Hitler described religious leaders such as “Confucius, Buddha, and Mohammed” as providers of “spiritual sustenance”.[ In this context, Hitler’s connection to Mohammad Amin al-Husseini, the Mufti of Jerusalem — which included asylum in 1941, the honorary rank of an SS Major-General, and a “respected racial genealogy” — has been interpreted more as a sign of respect than political expedience. Hitler expressed admiration for the Muslim military tradition and directed Himmler to initiate Muslim SS Divisions as a matter of policy. However, Nazi-era Minister of Armaments and War Production Albert Speer acknowledged that Hitler was only cooperating with Muslim figures, such as al-Husseini, because he felt the antisemitic views they shared would eventually help him win power and influence over the Middle East in the long run. According to Speer, Hitler stated in private, “The Mohammedan religion too would have been much more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?”

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

The reich-wing dribble is *so* predictable !

Bonhomme2012
Bonhomme2012
10 years ago

So what you’re saying is that girls are not killed by their families in the name of honor? You’re saying girls are not mutiliated to stem their desires for sex? What part exactly do you disagree with?

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

No. I am not saying that. That is extremism and not representative of all Muslims. Muslims in America do not do that. One of my Muslim friends is very liberal when it comes to her religion. She wears skinny jeans with knee high boots and tank tops. Her curly blond hair waving in the wind. She is engaged to a Christian white man but she prays to Allah. Her family doesn’t attack her. They love her. They respect her. They welcomed her future husband into their family without conversion. You anti-Islam morons will say uneducated trash like “They are not real Muslims”. That is irrelevant in America. Under American law, they are Muslim if they say they are and the government is required by law to respect that and protect that or the government has no legal right to tax them for first amendment rights. As long as they are not violent, they are not violating any laws. The Nazi whore Pam Geller is not attacking extremists, she is attacking ALL Muslims putting the lives of millions of tax paying Americans including children in danger simply because they either look Muslim or are obviously Muslim.
After the Boston attack by two guys who are not of middle eastern decent but believed an extremist version of Islam, a man felt the need to punch a girl in the face. She was doing nothing but walking down the street, so what was her crime? For him is was that she was wearing a hijab so obviously that makes her a Muslim terrorist. No she was a girl walking down to street either on her way to work, going to the supermarket, going to meet friends for coffee or a movie. After Pearl Harbor Americans rounded up all Asian-Americans and put them in internment camps because the Japanese attacked us. These people were not terrorists. They were not soldiers. They were women and children who looked like the “enemy”. What you things are doing to ALL Muslims living in this country is no different. It is revolting. It is non-human. It is not American. It is 100% pure evil.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Those who support the blood and war thirsty Nazi whore Pam Geller are the utter idiots. You are the one that is descended from a long line of worthless barbaric moron trash.

Jenna Collins
Jenna Collins
10 years ago

Used/exploitation and admiration are not the same thing moron. Hitler hated Jews but still let them serve in his revolting army if they were willing to kill other Jews. Hitler hated Muslims but was knowledgable of past wars techniques in which armies that consisted of Muslims because it was Middle Eastern country against a non Middle Eastern country . He used techniques from several different armies. In 1939 Hitler referred to those of the Middle East as “painted half-apes that ought to feel the whip”. Hitler hated black people, but he managed to quell his disgust for them when an American black man won the Olympics in Germany so that the world wouldn’t seem him for the evil that he was. Your knowledge of Hitler, Islam, and reality comes from reich-wing propaganda breeding bullshit parasites who thirst for the blood of anybody who doesn’t bow down to them and a revolting thirst for war just like parasitic barbarians. The trash you spout out is worthless trash just like you. You are disgusting worthless trash.

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